I want to follow more trans, queer, or poly people on here.

thenameisnotpickles:

if you reblog this i’ll know you’re in one of those categories and I’ll follow you.

Thanks!

Same here

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youneedacat:

wackyshenanigans:

Merope Gaunt had a traumatic childhood but that doesn’t change the fact she was a rapist, yet people forgive her.

Severus Snape had a traumatic childhood but that doesn’t change the fact he emotionally abused vulnerable children for no reason and…

Which doesn’t explain why everyone gives McGonagall a free pass when she sent two 11 year olds into a place all the students had been expressly forbidden from entering because of how dangerous it was (a thing that is only confirmed in later books) especially when she knew that there was something so evil and murderous in there that it was killing unicorns and drinking their blood…

in short McGonagall is an abusive psychopath who should, under no circumstances, have been put in a position of authority over children.

(Source: queenshulamit)

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feministmagicalgirl:

egalitarian-princess:

Maybe that person you called racist or homophobic or accused or being sexist is secretly breaking down inside. Maybe they’re crying as they see your hate. Maybe they have feelings just like you 

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I don’t care.

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Maybe they should stop being a fucking cockwomble then they wouldn’t get their feelings hurt… Just a thought.

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lahmps:

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

*head desk floor hospital*

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coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

I decided years ago that one day I would have this room. It will be MINE!

(Source: tinyjutsu)

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racervonschweetz:

thiefqueenftw:

We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother

IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

ROFL!

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abalidoth:

captaintwerkirk:

Well then it’s a good thing I hate sports *slams button*

The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this year’s culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day.
Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing.
After all, everyone knows the bears always win.

abalidoth:

captaintwerkirk:

Well then it’s a good thing I hate sports *slams button*

The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this year’s culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day.

Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing.

After all, everyone knows the bears always win.

(Source: spaceeship)

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hawtistic:

raggediandi:

mattreadsthings:

telegantmess:

lux-obscura:

magickal-meanderings:

witchlingfumbles:

rebutle:

satanicanguisette:

tsushort:

hollyblack:

thenovl:

Holly Black’s The Coldest Girl in Coldtown is packed with some truly memorable names for some truly memorable vampires. While we would never dream of trying to recreate Holly’s magic, we have come up with a bit of a formula for crafting one of your own. 
A few from our office:Renner Emerald WillowMedina Ruby EucalyptusFang Opal MapleGallo Amethyst Oak
How about you? What’s your vampire name?

Hahahahaha.
Melvina Topaz Hawthorn

Kennedy Opal Ash

Green Emerald Maple.

Katz Turquoise Rowan?

Mattes Ruby Elm.

Faw Peridot Willow

Metz Diamond Oak.

Cahlander Topaz Birch

Caruso Topaz Aspen (wtf)

Allison Topaz Oak

Downing Ruby Aspen.
(No idea why I thought of aspen first too, maybe because I’m in Colorado at the moment?)

Emmerson Sapphire Rowan

hawtistic:

raggediandi:

mattreadsthings:

telegantmess:

lux-obscura:

magickal-meanderings:

witchlingfumbles:

rebutle:

satanicanguisette:

tsushort:

hollyblack:

thenovl:

Holly Black’s The Coldest Girl in Coldtown is packed with some truly memorable names for some truly memorable vampires. While we would never dream of trying to recreate Holly’s magic, we have come up with a bit of a formula for crafting one of your own. 

A few from our office:
Renner Emerald Willow
Medina Ruby Eucalyptus
Fang Opal Maple
Gallo Amethyst Oak

How about you? What’s your vampire name?

Hahahahaha.

Melvina Topaz Hawthorn

Kennedy Opal Ash

Green Emerald Maple.

Katz Turquoise Rowan?

Mattes Ruby Elm.

Faw Peridot Willow

Metz Diamond Oak.

Cahlander Topaz Birch

Caruso Topaz Aspen (wtf)

Allison Topaz Oak

Downing Ruby Aspen.

(No idea why I thought of aspen first too, maybe because I’m in Colorado at the moment?)

Emmerson Sapphire Rowan

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theyarnicorn said: Yo, is Mitt Romney's new adopted grandson's name racist? White family with a history of "seeming racist" (lol) adopts a black baby and names him Kieran, which is a Celtic name meaning "blacky" or "little dark one." But, they love black people! They even have one in their family now!!!

yoisthisracist:

Dear Romneys: we all already knew you we’re complete pieces of shit, but naming an infant, a fucking infant, something to drive home his “otherness” is fucking disgusting.

Wow so surprise surprise the Romneys could be bothered to fucking Google.

one tiny little nitpick and a quick word history (I know there is an actual word for this but I can’t remember it) thing.

Whatever the hell wikipedia says it doesn’t mean ‘blacky’ because black is Dhu or Dubh in Irish or Scots Gaelic.

It would have traditionally be given as a name to someone with dark (brown or black) hair and would probably have started as a nickname rather than a true name in much the same way as Rory (Ruaidh) means Red and was a nickname for someone with red hair before it because a true first name.

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williamfbuckleyjr said: I feel like I should apologize about my submission on Margaret Thatcher, sorry for getting some of your followers pissed

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

No worries friend, people will recover. Besides, if we all had the same opinions on things the world would be a pretty boring place.

pissed doesn’t cover it. The woman is a fucking accomplice to murder.

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